Drabble: Ouch!

Title: Ouch
For: kirkmccoy100
Prompt: Broken Dock Photo
Rated: G
Word Count: 100

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“Only you would go traipsing barefoot through alien waters, Jim.”

“Ouch,” Jim whined. “How was I supposed to know there’d be stealth tadpoles with teeth? Teeth, Bones!”

“Oh, I dunno. You might’ve listened to me the first five times I warned you.”

McCoy tied off the last stitch roughly, just to re-iterate his annoyance. Not that it seemed to work because he soon had a big toe in his face.

“Kiss it and make it better?”

McCoy scowled even as he placed a gentle kiss on the digit.

“It could be worse, Bones.”

“How’s that?”

“I almost went skinny-dipping!”

“Idiot.”