Just a little (very little) flash-fic thing I did for one of the lovely ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
1297 's prompts on her comment meme.
( Real-Person Slash. Ye have been warned. )
1297 's prompts on her comment meme.( Real-Person Slash. Ye have been warned. )
Title: To Finish First 1/?? (ST:XI/modern day NASCAR AU)
Author:cupidandpsycho
Word Count: this part is 1750ish (give or take because Open Office doesn't know how to count)
Disclaimer: It's all lies. Lies, I tell you! I own nothing and no one but Kirk/Bones owns my soul! Some dialogue in this part is taken straight from the movie and I also make no claim on those words.
Rating: PG-13 (this part) to R (overall)
Pairing: None in this part (Scotty and the car maybe) but eventual Kirk/Bones.
Summary: Starfleet Racing's newest rookie, Jim Kirk, likes to say his wide-open is one more gear than everyone else's. His crew chief, Leonard McCoy, isn't sure that is a good thing.
Authors Note: Uh, yeah. Quite possibly the crackiest of crack fics? Also, my first ST:XI fic. *bites fingernails nervously* Many thanks to my beta readers:fififolle, fredbassett & especially ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
deinonychus_1 for her massive help with the fight scene.
( Rubbin', son, is racin'.... )
Author:
cupidandpsychoWord Count: this part is 1750ish (give or take because Open Office doesn't know how to count)
Disclaimer: It's all lies. Lies, I tell you! I own nothing and no one but Kirk/Bones owns my soul! Some dialogue in this part is taken straight from the movie and I also make no claim on those words.
Rating: PG-13 (this part) to R (overall)
Pairing: None in this part (Scotty and the car maybe) but eventual Kirk/Bones.
Summary: Starfleet Racing's newest rookie, Jim Kirk, likes to say his wide-open is one more gear than everyone else's. His crew chief, Leonard McCoy, isn't sure that is a good thing.
Authors Note: Uh, yeah. Quite possibly the crackiest of crack fics? Also, my first ST:XI fic. *bites fingernails nervously* Many thanks to my beta readers:
fififolle, fredbassett & especially deinonychus_1 for her massive help with the fight scene.( Rubbin', son, is racin'.... )
I claimed Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
50episodes.
50episodes.| 001. | Air. | 002. | Earth. | 003. | Fire. | 004. | Water. | 005. | Spirit. |
| 006. | Alone. | 007. | Babble. | 008. | Blood. | 009. | Candles. | 010. | Cat. |
| 011. | Claim. | 012. | Content. | 013. | Dance. | 014. | Daydreaming. | 015. | Devious. |
| 016. | First Date. | 017. | Ecstatic. | 018. | Enemies. | 019. | Family. | 020. | Friends. |
| 021. | Lovers. | 022. | Strangers. | 023. | First. | 024. | Last. | 025. | Forgive. |
| 026. | Gloomy. | 027. | Hairbrush. | 028. | Incense. | 029. | Hours. | 030. | Interest. |
| 031. | Kinky. | 032. | Legend. | 033. | Eternal. | 034. | Making Dinner. | 035. | Moon. |
| 036. | Sun. | 037. | Mortality. | 038. | Sin. | 039. | Virtue. | 040. | Phoenix. |
| 041. | Pounce. | 042. | Road Trip. | 043. | Shooting Star. | 044. | Sick. | 045. | Time. |
| 046. | Silence. | 047. | Sleeping In. | 048. | Surprised. | 049. | Temper. | 050. | Woods. |
Ficlet: A Fear of What?!?
Jun. 14th, 2009 02:57 pmTitle: A Fear of What!?
Characters: Nick/Dane, mention of Ditzy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gratuitous nudity and crack (not that kinda crack)
Summary: Dane has a phobia.
Disclaimer: Nick belongs to Impossible Pictures. Dane & Ditzy belongs tofredbassett.
Authors Note: I blamekerry_louise & lonely_candle for this. They know why. Thanks to fredbassett for the quick and dirty beta.
( A Fear of What? )
Characters: Nick/Dane, mention of Ditzy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gratuitous nudity and crack (not that kinda crack)
Summary: Dane has a phobia.
Disclaimer: Nick belongs to Impossible Pictures. Dane & Ditzy belongs to
fredbassett.Authors Note: I blame
kerry_louise & lonely_candle for this. They know why. Thanks to fredbassett for the quick and dirty beta.( A Fear of What? )
Drabble: Blessing or Curse?
Jun. 10th, 2009 12:16 pmTitle: Blessing or Curse?
Characters: Taylor, Ryan, Blade, Stephen, Ditzy, Hugh, and Shane
Rating: G
Warning: None
Challenge: Forprimeval100 prompt #110, Big Brother.
Authors Note: Ditzy and Blade belong tofredbassett. I thank her for letting me play with them. Shane, Hugh and this version of Taylor belong to me. They are free to a good home. Ryan belongs to Impossible Pictures.
******
( Blessing or Curse? )
Characters: Taylor, Ryan, Blade, Stephen, Ditzy, Hugh, and Shane
Rating: G
Warning: None
Challenge: For
primeval100 prompt #110, Big Brother.Authors Note: Ditzy and Blade belong to
fredbassett. I thank her for letting me play with them. Shane, Hugh and this version of Taylor belong to me. They are free to a good home. Ryan belongs to Impossible Pictures.******
( Blessing or Curse? )
Drabble: Guide You Home
May. 28th, 2009 11:55 amTitle: Guide You Home
Characters: Finn/Taylor
Rating: G
Warning: None
Challenge: Forprimeval100 prompt #108, Music.
Authors Note: Finn belongs tofredbassett. As ever, I thank her for letting me play with him. This version of Taylor belongs to me. She is free to a good home. Primeval, its characters and concepts belong to Impossible Pictures.
( Guide You Home )
Characters: Finn/Taylor
Rating: G
Warning: None
Challenge: For
primeval100 prompt #108, Music.Authors Note: Finn belongs to
fredbassett. As ever, I thank her for letting me play with him. This version of Taylor belongs to me. She is free to a good home. Primeval, its characters and concepts belong to Impossible Pictures.( Guide You Home )
Drabble: Blaze of Glory
May. 16th, 2009 03:23 pmTitle: Blaze of Glory
Characters: Nick/Stephen
Rating: PG
Warning: Angst
Challenge: Forprimeval100 #106, Picture Prompt.
( Blaze of Glory )
Characters: Nick/Stephen
Rating: PG
Warning: Angst
Challenge: For
primeval100 #106, Picture Prompt.( Blaze of Glory )
Drabble: You'll Be Sorry
Apr. 28th, 2009 12:04 pmTitle: You'll Be Sorry
Character: Becker/Lester
Rating: PG
Warning: Filthy!Lester
Disclaimer: Neither of these guys belong to me. Dammit. Written for challenge #103, I'm Sorry atprimeval100
( Someone is gonna get it... )
Character: Becker/Lester
Rating: PG
Warning: Filthy!Lester
Disclaimer: Neither of these guys belong to me. Dammit. Written for challenge #103, I'm Sorry at
primeval100( Someone is gonna get it... )
4/19 Comment Porns
Apr. 22nd, 2009 09:53 pmTitle: Intoxicated
Characters: Kalti/Taylor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Taylor is mine. Kalti belongs tojoereaves & verito295. I thank them both for letting me play with the sexy, sexy man.
( Prompts: Taylor/Kalti/intoxication/between the sheets )
Title: Roped In
Characters: Ditzy/Lyle
Rating: R
Warnings: Bondage
Disclaimer: Ditzy & Lyle belong to the lovelyfredbassett.
( Prompts: Ditzy/Lyle/ropework )
Title: Pierced
Characters: Dane/Lester
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Dane belongs to the lovelyfredbassett. Lester belongs to Impossible Pictures.
( Prompts: Dane/Lester/piercing )
Characters: Kalti/Taylor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Taylor is mine. Kalti belongs to
joereaves & verito295. I thank them both for letting me play with the sexy, sexy man.( Prompts: Taylor/Kalti/intoxication/between the sheets )
Title: Roped In
Characters: Ditzy/Lyle
Rating: R
Warnings: Bondage
Disclaimer: Ditzy & Lyle belong to the lovely
fredbassett.( Prompts: Ditzy/Lyle/ropework )
Title: Pierced
Characters: Dane/Lester
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Dane belongs to the lovely
fredbassett. Lester belongs to Impossible Pictures.( Prompts: Dane/Lester/piercing )
Drabble: I'm Sorry
Apr. 22nd, 2009 11:50 amTitle: I'm Sorry
Character: Finn, Taylor
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Finn belongs tofredbassett. I thank her for letting me play with him. This version of Taylor Crane belongs to me. Written for challenge #103, I'm Sorry, at primeval100.
( I'm sorry... )
Character: Finn, Taylor
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Finn belongs to
fredbassett. I thank her for letting me play with him. This version of Taylor Crane belongs to me. Written for challenge #103, I'm Sorry, at primeval100.( I'm sorry... )
Drabble: Home Sweet Home
Apr. 20th, 2009 08:35 pmTitle: Home Sweet Home
Character: Finn
Rating: G
Warning: Kid-fic?
Authors Note: Finn belongs tofredbassett. As ever, I thank her for letting me play with him. Written for primeval100 challenge #102, Home Sweet Home.
( Schmoop ahead... )
Character: Finn
Rating: G
Warning: Kid-fic?
Authors Note: Finn belongs to
fredbassett. As ever, I thank her for letting me play with him. Written for primeval100 challenge #102, Home Sweet Home.( Schmoop ahead... )
Drabble: Memories (2)
Apr. 13th, 2009 12:44 pmTitle: Memories
Characters: Lyle/Lester
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Neither of these blokes is mine. Dammit. Lyle belongs tofredbassett and Lester belongs to Impossible Pictures. Please don't sue.
Authors Note: Takes place during my Big Bang fic, Blindsided. Written forprimeval100 challenge #101, Memories.
( Memories... )
Characters: Lyle/Lester
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Neither of these blokes is mine. Dammit. Lyle belongs to
fredbassett and Lester belongs to Impossible Pictures. Please don't sue. Authors Note: Takes place during my Big Bang fic, Blindsided. Written for
primeval100 challenge #101, Memories.( Memories... )
For telperion_15: Polite Conversation
Apr. 8th, 2009 08:15 pmTitle: Polite Conversation
Warnings: Lyle's been bad again.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Lyle and his Mum belong to the awesome,fredbassett. I thank her for letting me play around with them. James Lester belongs to Impossible Pictures.
Authors Note: My apology to the lovelytelperion_15, for outing her kick-arse fic, Lord of the Manor before she was ready to tell the world. Am I forgiven, honeybun? *bats eyelashes*
( Polite Conversation )
Warnings: Lyle's been bad again.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Lyle and his Mum belong to the awesome,
fredbassett. I thank her for letting me play around with them. James Lester belongs to Impossible Pictures. Authors Note: My apology to the lovely
telperion_15, for outing her kick-arse fic, Lord of the Manor before she was ready to tell the world. Am I forgiven, honeybun? *bats eyelashes*( Polite Conversation )
Drabble: Memories
Apr. 7th, 2009 10:49 pmTitle: Memories
Character: Becker
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Disturbing imagery
Authors Note: Not mine. Please don't sue. Written forprimeval100 challenge #101, Memories.
( Memories )
Character: Becker
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Disturbing imagery
Authors Note: Not mine. Please don't sue. Written for
primeval100 challenge #101, Memories.( Memories )
Night Watch
Apr. 4th, 2009 09:28 pmTitle: Night Watch
Rating: PG
Characters: Taylor Crane, Shane Wells
Warnings: None
Summary: Someone always waits up...
Authors Note: A double drabble companion piece to my Ryan/Shane fic, Pretty When You Cry. Thanks tojoereaves and lucasquinn for beta-reading me. Taylor & Shane are mine but they don't mind playing with others, though, Shane does bite. ;-)
( The sun was nearly up... )
Rating: PG
Characters: Taylor Crane, Shane Wells
Warnings: None
Summary: Someone always waits up...
Authors Note: A double drabble companion piece to my Ryan/Shane fic, Pretty When You Cry. Thanks to
joereaves and lucasquinn for beta-reading me. Taylor & Shane are mine but they don't mind playing with others, though, Shane does bite. ;-)( The sun was nearly up... )
Ficlet: Mussed
Apr. 3rd, 2009 12:46 pmTitle: Mussed
Pairing: Becker/Ryan
Warnings: None
Rating: PG-13
Authors Note: Forfredbassett. Hell, who am I kidding? This is for me, too!
( Mussed )
Pairing: Becker/Ryan
Warnings: None
Rating: PG-13
Authors Note: For
fredbassett. Hell, who am I kidding? This is for me, too!( Mussed )
Ficlet: Not Who You Want Me To Be
Mar. 22nd, 2009 09:45 pmTitle: Not Who You Want Me To Be
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Adverts: Rough sex, not Denial-friendly
Pairing: Lyle/Becker
Disclaimer: Lyle isfredbassett's and I thank her, as ever, for letting me play with him. Becker belongs to Impossible Pictures. Inspired by me squinting really freaking hard for slash subtext in Better With Beer by kerry_louise. Thanks to her, joereaves and verito295 for beta-reading on the fly.
( Not who you want me to be... )
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Adverts: Rough sex, not Denial-friendly
Pairing: Lyle/Becker
Disclaimer: Lyle is
fredbassett's and I thank her, as ever, for letting me play with him. Becker belongs to Impossible Pictures. Inspired by me squinting really freaking hard for slash subtext in Better With Beer by kerry_louise. Thanks to her, joereaves and verito295 for beta-reading on the fly.( Not who you want me to be... )
Ficlet: The Rainbow Connection
Mar. 21st, 2009 07:47 pmTitle: The Rainbow Connection
Disclaimer: Blade & Finn belong tofredbassett. I thank her for letting me play with the boys. Taylor, Hugh & Shane are mine. Everyone else belongs to Impossible Pictures. I wonder if Jim Henson ever imagined inspiring something like this?
Rating: PG
So yeah. This little thing had a real point three weeks ago. I've forgotten what it was, though, but am still madly in love with this scene so...
( Someday we'll find it... )
Disclaimer: Blade & Finn belong to
fredbassett. I thank her for letting me play with the boys. Taylor, Hugh & Shane are mine. Everyone else belongs to Impossible Pictures. I wonder if Jim Henson ever imagined inspiring something like this?Rating: PG
So yeah. This little thing had a real point three weeks ago. I've forgotten what it was, though, but am still madly in love with this scene so...
( Someday we'll find it... )
Challenge: One Liners
Mar. 12th, 2009 08:32 amAnd I've claimed Taylor over at One_Liner @ IJ. *laughs a little hysterically*
| 001. | Birthday. | 002. | Christmas. | 003. | New Year. | 004. | Mouth. | 005. | Thanksgiving. |
| 006. | Belief. | 007. | Bouncy. | 008. | Campfire. | 009. | City. | 010. | Country. |
| 011. | Cold. | 012. | Hot. | 013. | Warm. | 014. | Costumes. | 015. | Creative. |
| 016. | Determined. | 017. | Dog. | 018. | Dream. | 019. | Nightmare. | 020. | First Love. |
| 021. | Forever. | 022. | Flying. | 023. | Healing. | 024. | Innocence. | 025. | Guilt. |
| 026. | Feel. | 027. | Sight. | 028. | Sound. | 029. | Taste. | 030. | Touch. |
| 031. | Sixth Sense. | 032. | Hopeful. | 033. | Jealous. | 034. | Magic. | 035. | Massage Oil. |
| 036. | Meeting the family. | 037. | Animal. | 038. | Rain. | 039. | Rainbow. | 040. | Snow. |
| 041. | Storm. | 042. | Wind. | 043. | Enthralled. | 044. | Anonymous. | 045. | Romantic. |
| 046. | Sleep. | 047. | Life. | 048. | Weeks. | 049. | Tattoo. | 050. | Vengeance. |
Challenge: 50 Episodes
Mar. 11th, 2009 10:27 pmI claimed Taylor/Hugh/Shane at 50episodes because joereaves is an evil enabler! ;-)
50episodes because joereaves is an evil enabler! ;-)| 001. | Birth. | 002. | Death. | 003. | Angry. | 004. | Awake. | 005. | Ball. |
| 006. | Books. | 007. | Bound. | 008. | Butterfly. | 009. | Champagne. | 010. | Choice. |
| 011. | Confused. | 012. | Curse. | 013. | Dawn. | 014. | Dusk. | 015. | Midnight. |
| 016. | Universe. | 017. | First Kiss. | 018. | Embarrassed. | 019. | Exhausted. | 020. | Fireflies. |
| 021. | Flirty. | 022. | Ghost. | 023. | Gold. | 024. | Silver. | 025. | Intimidated. |
| 026. | Happy. | 027. | Hero. | 028. | Villain. | 029. | Lonely. | 030. | Love Letters. |
| 031. | Messenger. | 032. | Mischievous. | 033. | Moment. | 034. | Months. | 035. | Music. |
| 036. | Meeting the family. | 037. | Nostalgic. | 038. | Poison. | 039. | Predatory. | 040. | Restless. |
| 041. | Sphinx. | 042. | Sunrise. | 043. | Sunset. | 044. | Runaway. | 045. | Shadow. |
| 046. | Sleep. | 047. | Spanking. | 048. | Thankful. | 049. | Treasure. | 050. | Vulnerable. |
