Ficlet: A Fear of What?!?

[cupidandpsycho]

Title: A Fear of What!?
Characters: Nick/Dane, mention of Ditzy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Gratuitous nudity and crack (not that kinda crack)
Summary: Dane has a phobia.
Disclaimer: Nick belongs to Impossible Pictures. Dane & Ditzy belongs to fredbassett.
Authors Note: I blame kerry_louise & lonely_candle for this. They know why. Thanks to fredbassett for the quick and dirty beta.

Nick found Dane camped out in front of the fireplace, stark naked and lying on his stomach, reading a book. His lover was a bit of a bookworm, the majority of the books in their flat that didn't have to do with dinosaurs, evolution or ecology, belonged to Dane, and it was a trait Nick appreciated. Nick also appreciated the fact Dane tended to run around without clothes on as much as possible, though, he'd never let Dane know that.

“Don't y'ever wear clothes?” he asked, poking at one round buttock with his big toe.

“Nope,” Dane replied absently, turning a page. “Scared of 'em. I've been diagnosed and everything.”

“I've never heard of anyone being frightened of clothes before,” Nick scoffed, pulling off the towel he'd wrapped around his waist after his shower and tossing it onto the sofa. Planting a foot on either side of Dane, Nick sank down until he was seated on the soldier's strong thighs and reached up to tease the curls at the nape of Dane's neck with his fingers. “I think you're making that up.”

“M'not. Vestiphobia,” Dane replied. “Google that shit. It exists. Hmm... feels good.”

“Yes, it does,” Nick said, sliding his hand down the ridge of Dane's spine as his dick began to stir in mutual agreement. “What ya readin' tonight?”

“Gay Kama Sutra.”

Nick gave a startled laugh and leaned forward, resting his chin on Dane's shoulder so he could see the page Dane was looking at.

“So I see. You fancy trying that position?”

Dane turned his head and grinned at Nick, cornflower blue eyes crinkling at the corners.

“I don't think we have enough limbs for that one. I counted at least six hands. But I'm game if you are.”

“Oh, I'm game,” Nick replied as he lifted up enough for Dane to maneuver himself onto his back. “But if I sprain something, you get to explain it to Ditzy.”

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Comments

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

LOL! Maybe they need to bring in an extra body to provide the spare hands!

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

*points to MoD's suggestion that Ditzy supervise*

*blushes*

Thanks, sweetie!

[fredbassett]

LOL, I love the idea of a fear of clothes!

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Meeeeee, too! But only when the sufferers of the phobia are as hot as Dane!

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

*Sporfles at the fear of clothing*

Love this, sweetie! And I want to be there when they have to explain what happened to Ditzy *g*.

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sweetie. LOL yeah I wanna be the fly on the wall for that conversation.

Ditzy: Tell me, Nick. What exactly were you up to that led to a sprained penis?

Nick: *glares at Dane*

Dane: What?!?

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Lol brilliant. Naked!Dane and the gay karma sutra :D

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Thank, Joe! You get the blame for the gay kama sutra...

[sunsets-dinos.livejournal.com]

OMG this was gorgeous!!! I'm really beginning to like Dane and especially his fear of clothes! lol Last line made me crack up, brilliant!!

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Thanks, babe. Dane is a star, isn't he? *g*

[bella-farfalla.livejournal.com]

Heee that was really cute. :)

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[reggietate.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's lovely :-) Wanton!Nick is fun and Dane is great.

Don't you ever wear clothes?” he asked, poking at one round buttock with his big toe.

“Nope,” Dane replied absently, turning a page. “Scared of 'em. I've been diagnosed and everything.”

Super line :-)

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's lovely :-) Wanton!Nick is fun and Dane is great.

Wanton!Nick is ftw! I <3 him.

Thanks hon!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Love Dane and his phobia! and the last line *sniggers*

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[auntypam.livejournal.com]

LMAO, Love the reference to Google. I think I'm really going to like Dane he sounds like my kind of guy. All dark and yummy and he can read too! Yeah!

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Thanks sweetie!

All dark and yummy and he can read too! Yeah!

LOL... you act surprised that he can read. ;-)

[verito295.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You know.. I actually did google it :D

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You know.. I actually did google it :D

LOL... I figured a fair few of you would.

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they could get Dirzy to supervise. *serious nod*

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Hee! They do need another set of hands for that position, after all. Oh god, I think my brain just asploded at the thought of a Ditzy, Dane, Nick 3some.

Thanks for reading, dear. :-D

[fififolle]

Mmm, RAWR!

Google that shit. LMAO!!!!

They were looking at page 47, weren't they..? :D

Oh yeah, I like Dane and Nick :)

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

It was totally page 47!

Oh yeah, I like Dane and Nick :)

Yay!! *does the happy dance*

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

So, read this yesterday, but apparently totally forgot to comment! *headdesk*

But the image of Dane sprawled naked in front of the fireplace makes me very happy... ;)

[cupidandpsycho.livejournal.com]

Hee, me too! Ta, sweetie!